MEET YOUR NEW STAG BOARD
The board for STAG 2017-18 has been officially chosen and it's all very exciting- the new board have already helped the old board choose the NTN play for 2017, been shadowing the old board members and have gotten hideously drunk in the park to celebrate their new role of immense responsibility...
So here they are, the official list of all the roles, what they entail (take note freshers) and a wee bit more about the people of your new board!
1. THE PRESIDENT
Name: Miriam Plassmann (AKA Madame President, AKA Khaleesi)
Year: 4th after the Summer!
Role Entails: "Apparently in charge of this society!"
Fun Fact: Was Welsh disco dancing champion at aged 11, still whips out moves whilst intoxicated.
(Reppin' STAG 24/7)
2. VP (STAGNIGHTS)
Name: Zac Simmons (AKA STAGNight in shining armour)
Year: 4th after the Summer as welllll!
Role Entails: Running the STAGNights festival (our first semester festival)- "I take it as my personal mission to be as annoying as possible to everyone on board"
Fun Fact: "I once threw up so violently whilst drunk I ripped the sink off the wall"
Impressive, Zac!
(Beary organised
HA)
2. VP (NEW WORKS)
Name: Chris Duffy (AKA Writey-ho)
Year: Going into 3rd year
Role Entails: "I run the New Works festival and produce STAG's fringe show"
Fun Fact: "I once had a pet fish who I imaginatively named 'Fish'"
Let's hope you can channel that creative madness into New Works, Chris!
(Looking a bit melancholy)
3. GENERAL SECRETARY
Name: Ashley Thompson (AKA Ash-slaaaay)
Year: Going into 2nd Year
Role Entails: "I'm the one that writes everything down and nags everyone to do stuff"
Fun Fact: "I play the cello and I sing but not at the same time!"
Nice, multi-talented!
(look at that organised wee face)
4. SOCIAL CONVENER
Name: Keir Aitken (AKA social butterfly)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role Entails: Organising socials which act as fundraisers for upcoming STAG shows, the infamous sub crawl, and the annual end-of-year ball!
(Don't ask)
5. BACKSTAGE MANAGER
Name: Gregor Weir (AKA Stagey Spice)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role Entails: Managing stage managers, doing get ins/get outs during STAG shows and making sure no one dies lol
Fun Fact: "I worked as an elf in santa's grotto this Christmas"
Elf? Wizard? Make up your mind Gregor pffft.
(Yer a wizard)
6. COMMUNITY OFFICER
Name: Max Aspen (AKA Workshops McGee)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role Entails: "I've got to make sure STAG doesn't lock itself away without contact from the outside world!
Fun Fact: "I somehow found myself in the unfortunate situation of doing a string of embarrassing impressions in front of a very hungover Eric Idle"
I'm sure he greatly appreciated it.
(Thinkin' bout workshops)
7. FINANCE SECRETARY
Name: Mia Clarke (AKA Give-Mi-ya-Money)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role Entails: Adding up!
Fun Fact: "Having crashed into lamppost and falling into a bush at 6pm I'm hoping to bring less calamity to the board this year"
As long as your wallet wasn't crashing into any bushes we should be fine Mia!
(cash dolla yung money $$$)
8. DESIGN OFFICER
Name: Harry Penrhyn Jones (AKA Life-and-soul-of-the-ARTY)
Year: Going into 4th year
Role Entails: "I'm in charge of making the publicity material- posters, programmes and so on- for our various projects. This involves pencils, photoshop and a lot of time spent deliberating about fonts. I am not allowed to use MS paint." That's gutting news, Harry.
Fun Fact: "There are no fun facts about me."
(Memories, all alone in the moonlight)
9. PUBLICITY OFFICER
Name: Annie Bird (AKA Tweeting Bird)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role Entails: Publicising STAG shows on social media and by outreaching to people and advertising! It's also me that writes this blog so hello thank u for reading :))))
Fun Fact: I once woke up with a sombrero over my face, a bowl of cereal at my feet, wearing nothing but a hawaiian garland. Still don't know where any of that came from.
(on ma way to slide the STAG account into yo DMs)
10. TECH MANAGER
Name: Stella Sewell (AKA Light of yo Life)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role Entails: "I break things until they work"
Fun Fact: "I've watched Dreamworks Trolls 12 times and counting"
(IIIII'M GONNA SWIIIING FROM THE fresnel spotlight's barndoors)
13. VENUE MANAGER
Name: Morgan Noll (AKA Noll Pain Noll Game)
Year: 3rd year!
Role Entails: "My role is finding spaces to hold rehearsals and performances for our acting to take place! Because what is a project without somewhere to practice, eh? I'm tasked with calling and cataloging our potential performance spaces to ensure we've got the best theatre for our specific events!"
Fun Fact: "I had a series in grade school about a hobo who went on various adventures and every Friday I would perform these stories in front of the class until the end of the year where the hobo eventually found love, a house, and reconciled with his brother."
(Yas Queen)
12. ORDINARY BOARD MEMBERS
Name: Jenny Barron (AKA Ord Lord)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role entails: "I do a lot of different jobs and help out wherever I can on the board, like sorting out tickets for shows."
Fun Fact: "I've played a tree in not one but TWO productions in my life so I try and not let fame get to my head."
(If an angel peed in a bottle it would be echo falls peach and passion fruit)
Name: Jamie Carline (AKA b-ORD-erline Insane)
Year: Going into 2nd year
Role entails: "I basically show up for the snacks. I also have the pleasure of not having a specific role so I can help everyone out in different ways."
Fun Fact: "I'm left handed which means I'm likely to live longer and worship the devil"
(Come through ord board)
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your beautiful board for 2017-18! Minus the first year Ord Boards who will get their own post when they're recruited after the Summer!
I would like to add that the day we all got elected Jamie fell over on the street leading him to bleeding in multiple places and smashing his phone and left his wallet in the park, me and Jenny nearly fell out a tree, and all of us forgot to eat until 3am.
Wish us luck lol.
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